BARNEY: Stop pining over Marshall and Lily! Have some self respect. Now put this fiver in your mouth so that stripper with the lazy eye can vacuum it up with…
TED: Barney! I’m allowed to miss them alright? They’re my two best friends.
BARNEY: I’m your two best friends!
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Aenean Magna Consectetur
07
Feb
Feb
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard.